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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

E= McVagina

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I never asked for this.

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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