There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Republicans

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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