Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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You

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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