- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

I killed someone today. :D

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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