- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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