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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

spell backwards: taco cat

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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