- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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