What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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womens rights

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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