- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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