Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

matty russel are you on here

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

You're welcome!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you spell eight? 8

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Anti Joke

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