What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Women's rights.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Neither does he.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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