What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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