What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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