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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

the WNBA

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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