What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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