Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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who is mark

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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