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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

donald................duck for president

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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