- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

I pooped.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

You're welcome!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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