- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

matty russel are you on here

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Rachel not blowing Robert.