- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Jesus was a good guy

your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Billy Cundiff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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