- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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