How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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