- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Neither have I

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

No.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's that in the road.... a-head?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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