What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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