- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

baby seal walks into a club

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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