- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

kieran scott has a huge back

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

TIMMAH!

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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