What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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