Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Xzibit

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Neither have I

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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