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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Spotto

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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