- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What swims in the ocean? Fish

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Poop swing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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