- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

my whole life!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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