Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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