Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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