How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

you know whats funny... nothing.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Two english guys meet at work

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Anti Joke

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