- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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