Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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i dont like chris

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Harry Styles

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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