- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

i have two hands.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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