Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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The Detroit Lions

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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