Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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