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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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