Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Trashcan!

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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