- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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