- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

BOTTOM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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