- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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