Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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WNBA

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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You're*

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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