- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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