So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Paper shield.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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