Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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