A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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fruit salad?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Womens rights !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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