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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

DESERT

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

suck my balls mr.garison

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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