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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Women's sports.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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