What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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knock knock who's there no one

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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