What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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how may i help you

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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A white person at Harvard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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