- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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