- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

... i forgot the joke :p

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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