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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

bitches be crafty.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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