- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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