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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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