- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Bean.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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