- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Your mom.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock knock Who's there Police

one day i went to bed

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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