two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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