Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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