what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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