What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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The Game

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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