- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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