A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Black Friday

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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