A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"33"

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Billy Cundiff.

your mom died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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