- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

hahahahaha thats not funny

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Gingers.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Butt poop.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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