What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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