- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's 9+10? 19

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

boobs.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Queens Park rangers

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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