- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Mark Wilson

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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