Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Justin Bieber

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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i lost the game

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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