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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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