- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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