So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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