roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Women.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

who ever is reading this....

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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