A white person at Harvard

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Butt poop.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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