Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

A white person at Harvard

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Butt poop.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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