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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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