Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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yes... that's the joke

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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knock knock get lost!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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