- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

a man said hi.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Grammer is very important

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A black person walks out of KFC

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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