i dont like chris

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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#Hanging Degus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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