Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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