Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Justin's hair

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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the WNBA

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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